Hi, my name's Jonah and I'm a sensitive poet who cries at flowers. I steal pictures off of Flickr and put a Sepia tone on them and call them my own. I listen to music, mostly. I make people think I'm tall and lanky but in actuality, I'm over 300lbs. I come from those distant sands that Led Zeppelin talks about so much. When I grow up, I wanna be a LaVeyan Satanist. I like girls, I promise. Gay people are cool but sometimes I think they're totally gay. If you have a food allergy, then I hate you. One time I passed go AND collected $200; I blew it on cheap women and self-rolled cigarettes. I miss the internet.